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Probably the crappiest and most dangerous car out there. It’s a pile of shit made by a crappy Japanese car company.
One crash in this thing and you’re dead. It’s a death trap.
There’s a reason why it’s called the Mitsubishi Mirage. Everything about this car is absolutely junk, and, it’s just a Mirage… Duh. Are you surprised?
It’s a pile of trash with the mirage of being an actual vehicle. That’s why the gangstas at Mitsubishi called it a Mirage. Don’t you get it?
When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not
I have a tampon mirage, crazy huh
Hair problems? Just take the new street drug I invented called Mirage. It will dehydrate you until you look like you have perfect Disney Ariel bangs in the mirror while simultaneously lowering your credit score.
Karen looked in the mirror and wondered, am I actually mermaid.. what is a credit card.. look at this stuff, isn't it neat? The Mirage was not her credit score or the drug, she is looking for electricity and a mirror under the sea!
who’s sexy? i’m sexy. i’m sexy. fuck it up !
mirage is so damn sexy - ik i am
A faggot ass bitch who uses holograms to “bamboozle” your ass
That mirage just bamboozled me