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Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.
It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!
I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
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Has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches
Preston has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches
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Someone who goes to bed early. Specifically before 4:20 AM. Also refers to someone who is burnt out after having the munchies and eating a lot of food.
"Dude I think I'm gunna be a preston tonight, I'm really tired and gotta go to bed."
"Wake the fuck up Preston!"
"Are you gunna be a Saturday night prest?"
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this word is part of a phrase 'Doing a preston' which is used to describe the act in which a male inserts his fingers up the rear-end of a small, south-african, ring-rotted, beaver.
HEY EVERYBODY!! Im Doing a Preston!! Wooohhooooo
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Preston means "priest's town" and it is derived from Old English. It is also a name of a place in England.
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People with the name Preston normally have a very small penis size they tend not to have a lot of Friends and they like sexual relationships with arrans and ginger boys called hamish but they prefer hamish’s in primary 6.
Wow that Preston really shagged hamish hard last night apparently his ass whole went inside out.
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