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Rubbing your hands over your sweaty ballsack and proceeding to slap someone in the face with it.
Me: (My balls are sweaty...I'm gunna go turkey dan)
Dan: "Dude, why did you slap me...oh...you son of a bitch!"
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A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.
The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
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the blubber under your chin, fun to grab,pull, and play with.
Grandpa Maurice has a great turkey
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A movie or album that had lackluster sales and is wack.
Swept Away was a complete turkey.
Blood In My Eye had some good beats, otherwise it's a turkey ass record.
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The act of a man, weraing boxers, pulling his penis up and tucking it into the waistband of his boxers so that only the head is showing and is pinned against his abdomen by the boxers' waistband, then pulling his balls out of the front of his boxers, thus simulating the neck and frill of a turkey. This trick is closely related to The Mongoose.
My friends were both enthused and horrified when i did The Turkey in front of them.
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When you bend over and tuck your balls so they appear to hang from your asshole much resembling a turkeys neck.
TJ bent over and gave us all The Turkey.
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