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ashy 69 yr old who is "denazifying" or smo *Special Military Operating* ukraine. so ashy and so depressed that me made it so you cant smile in russia, the motherland. he said he is taking and remaking the communist regime. a bit like mao zedong *WITHOUT THE FAMINE* and he is just an overall dickhead. he thinks he if denazifying and taking colonies back. if he does that, europe start preparing to take african nations back!
person1: Vladimir Putin is my president, and im russian
person2: ...what the fuck?
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Vladimir Putin: yo waddup trump
Donald Trump: Waddup nigga
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The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
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A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)
Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!
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Vladimir Fedorov also known as Volodymyr. You can call a guy Vladimir Fedorov to let them know that they are attractive person, a sexy man, good hair, pretty eyes, falls in love with girl that is usually named Samsara. He has friends with relationship issues. Vladimirs usually have good looking sister usually with a name of Carla.
call sexy guys Vladimir Fedorov.
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Man from Tbilisi, Georgia, who attempted to assassinate US President George W. Bush and Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili with a hand grenade. The event took place on May 10, 2005. He is currently in prison, serving a life sentence.
"did you hear about the guy Vladimir Arutinian?"
"yeah! the idiot who threw the broken grenade at bush? what an idiot!"
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Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.
Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.
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