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When your having sex on a trampoline and your about to cum you proceed to jump over her and the explode cum all over her while continuing to bounce
meI invited some girls over and pulled the Owen Lawrence
other guy what a bro
Person who lies a lot and spams SOS flares. Normally has a small penis.
He is such a Lawrence.
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An amazing quarterback that the Jets could have got, but they won a game and now the Jaguars will get him.
Jets fan: LETS GO WE FINALLY WON!
Jaguars fan: Yeah thanks for Trevor Lawrence.
Jets fan: FUCK!
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A sad ass excuse for a Rugby Union referee that should never ever officiate any game in any capacity. He should be banned from wearing a whistle, even a rape whistle.
Bryce Lawrence is freaken blind.
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A Super-Pawg, with an @$$ the size of Nebraska !! She has the ability to make any civilized man Simp upon sight.
That's Iskra Lawrence . . . Drrooollllll
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The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.
Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
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Funny Black actor/ comedian who has starred in movies such as Life, Bad Boys, Natinal Security, Black knight, and Bad Boys II.
The show "Martin" is so funny.
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