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Dumb names where people are called names with two sounds like Oof Oof, E E, Wen Wen or Tu Tu. Very common in developing nations or poor nations like Niger and people are named deez miserable names due to the Low average IQ of 69 there. Since people there are retarded they have no creativity and so name their kids after stupid sounding animal sound names.
Ni Ni: I am gonna name my son Gey Gey
Person with normal intelligence: No No!! come up with something more creative or normal sounding that is such a Dumb names
Ni Ni: No No? That’s a good name
No No, he likes it
Whole village: *Cheers in idiocracy*
*facepalms*
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In Australia bogan names are Americanised firstnames, they tend to either be derived from surnames (in the American cultural tradition they usually occur as the preservation of the mother's family name. This was originally an English convention and was therefore exported to the colonies), or they are made up amalgams of other names or complete inventions in their own right. As American globo-culture has spread, these names have begun to manifest in the English speaking world. To make these names unique, they are also spelt in numerous bizarre ways. A good example of a bogan name is Dylan. Originally an Irish surname, it is variously spelt; Dylan, Dylen, Dillon, Dillan, Dillen. Often, these names are borrowed from celebrities, so we have flocks of Brittanys and herds of Tysons.
Bogan names are gaining such prominence in Australia now, that soon the concept of bogan names, will be lost under a welter of tens of millions of suchlike.
It is a very clear result of America's cultural hegemony over the English speaking world, particularly.
1. Hello, Jayden, how are you?
It's Jaiden, not Jayden, dickwad!
2. Britny! Geez, what a bogan name!
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What people will search on Urban Dictionary, while disagreeing with any negative definition. Some people will also write definitions for their own name.
1. Their Own Name
Sexy beast who is amazing in bed. Whenever you talk to them, you can't help but be charmed by their charisma. A "Their Own Name" can make you laugh.
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2. Their Own Name
A person who tries to be funny but never gets a laugh from anyone. They also have a reputation for clogging toilets.
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A person who is absolutely sick of looking up their name like everyone else on here and getting nothing but British or London
London the name.
A girl named London looked up her name to find the meaning of it and only got results talking about the city,
She is now writing this,
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For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.
Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.
Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!
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An absolute mad lad that will walk in a straight line on a block game for hours everyday to prove it.
Dude #1: Hey, have you seen that guy who's walking to the Farlands in Minecraft?
Dude #2: Yes I have!... but he has a Dumb Name.
5 years from now
Dude #1: Hey when did you get together with your gf and made it official?
Dude #2: Back when Dumb Name was walking to the Nether Farlands
A combination of two peoples' names creating an inventive, new name; usually is original or dead ass funny.
Guy 1: You know Mya and Lucas?
Guy 2: Dude, they both sit next to me in 3rd period of course I know them.
Guy 1: Well, their shipper name should be Myass.
Guy 2: Haha sick bro.
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