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Wilsoned

To conquer

We have wilsoned the other team now to start rebuilding.

The captain has wilsoned the other countries border.

by Julian Wilson February 4, 2013

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


wilson

verbβ€”
(1) To inexplicably yell in the middle of a ceremonious, stately occasion, thus making yourself look like an ass.
(2) To behave momentarily like a four-year-old, or a Republican. Or both.

Did that motherfucker _seriously_ wilson the President in the middle of a primetime speech? … Oh, that was just some Republican congressman. Never mind.

by Go Sit in the Corner September 10, 2009

13πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Wilson

A term usually to refer to one of homosexual orientation. This kind of person hides his homosexuality by pretending to like girls, and going out to parties occasionally. When drunk, this person comes out the closet more.

Did you see that drunk wilson trying to flirt with that guy?

OMG, he is such a wilson. I can tell just from looks.

by cashmoneyballa February 11, 2011

9πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Wilson

a guys stomach that is round and high up like they have a ball under their shirt.It resembles "Wilsom" the ball that Tom Hanks grew accustimed to in Castaway. Often "Wilson" is accompanied by skinny legs.

I told my ex that he better not go in Toys R Us because it looks like he is hiding Wilson under his shirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006

13πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Wilsons

A phrase used for the $100,000 bill. Woodrow Wilson is on the face.

"While he throwin' Franklins, I'm throwin' Wilsons"

"I got so much money, I toss Wilsons on them hoes"

by UOENOwho May 24, 2013

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Wilson

The bizarre sexual act of defecating in a condom sealing it with a knot and then consuming it in order to defecate it again.

Hey Dan I've just done a fantastic wilson it's working it's way through my lower digestive tract as we speak.

by Daniel Gatley October 25, 2007

17πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Wilson

A Wilson is a certain kind of person. Usually the person freaks out when he sees a certain car (usually camaros). The person also mentions that he will be getting a new car everyday, and that his mother has seen one for him. This car usually turns out to be too expensive. This person also claims to have a penis in excess of 24". This person claims that he's had sex with 4.2 billion girls.

Damn, that guy's a Wilson. There's no way he uses Magnum Condoms.

by gary max larson February 17, 2008

13πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž