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A school subject which consists of mostly useless shit than you will never use in your whole life.
The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.
Person 1: Son, have you done your math homework?
Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.
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(Yet)another word for sex.
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!
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An exclamation of extreme displeasure. Derived from the frustrating school subject of mathematics. Used to replace such derogatory words as: fuck, screw, shit,and damn. Often referred to as the "universal pronoun". It can be used to cover a mistake such as cussing in front of your grannie (no one likes to get their ear pulled) --OH fu-- math!
Oops, I mathed up!
I'm goin to go math all over the bathroom.
Dude, math you, you mathin' bitch.
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phone number, digits.
mainly used by males to describe the phone number of a female.
"yo did you see that bad bitch I was talking to?"
"yea man, you get the math?"
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1,2,3,4 - That's pretty much all
Son - Do you know maths?
Dad - Like 1,2,3,4?
Son - Yeah!
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The act of using math in real life.
Person 1: What are you doing to that cake
Person 2: Im mathing it.
Person 1: Oh Cool. Can i have a slice?
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