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Blowjob that’s out of this world
Last night, I got some Astro Slop, head was out of this world.
When you make a baby as the International Space Station flies over.
Hey, What’s your name?
Astro Martin
Oh, right... ok
The little black rubber pellets used for cushioning on artificial playing fields.
You could tell he was in bounds because when he dragged his foot you could see the astro-turds popping up.
Tentacle Queen, and God's gift to humanity. I love her with all of my heart, plus some. (Which would mean that I am in some kind of debt.)
See: Perfection, Pwnage, God, or something else along those lines.
I love Astro-chan. She is so cool. I'm not even anywhere near worthy of her presence.
Urbandictionary.com refuses to publish my awesome definition of Astro-chan.
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The new genre coming out that the for runner of is Brave Saint Saturn whos particular is a dark side of christian music.
Astro-rock is totaly rad man
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The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.
Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros
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