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The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.
Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."
the best fucking shopping centre in glasgow. if you find yourself in this place just know, you are in fucking heaven. there are three floors in st Enoch and they are as follows
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Kacey the slag: “hawl st Enoch is a great place tae get yer hole lets go there”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
Annie Clark, better known by her pseudonym St. Vincent, is a multi-instrumentalist singer-songwriter born in Oklahoma—raised in Texas. She went to Berklee, where she released her first EP, "Ratsliveonnoevilstar." She dropped out three years later and soon after joined the Polyphonic Spree. After being with the Spree for two years, she left and joined Sufjan Stevens' touring band. While touring with Sufjan, she released her second EP, "Paris is Burning." She later split from Sufjan's tourinf band and released her debut album, "Marry Me" in 2007—much to critical acclaim. In 2009, she released her Disney-esque sophomore album, "Actor." In 2011, she released her third studio album, "Strange Mercy." She worked with Talking Heads frontman David Byrne to release "Love This Giant" in 2012.
Person 1: Have you heard the St. Vincent's new album?
Person 2: Yeah! I love how she beautifully juxtaposes happy tunes against dark lyrics.
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An overcrowded high school located in Riverside South in Ottawa, Ontario. While the school itself is decently nice-looking and the area around it is lush nothingness, the people attending that school seem to think they live in the ghetto. If thy aren't outside the front doors smoking cigarettes, they're at the nearby bridge gettin high af. If their grades were a high as they are, they'd all be honour roll kids. Other than those majority of students, the others can be found having sex with their best friend's boyfriends, drinking cheap beer on Sunday nights and being snakes.
Girls that go there are usually basic white girls who wear LuLu lemon leggings and Pink sweaters with Adidas sandals and Nike socks. They have really nice asses and hot bodies.
The boys are all classic fuckboys. They have those tan fuckboy pants and try think they're fucking hilarious because they "like" Trump. They look pretty good without their shirts on though.
The average IQ of the school is around 25, which is about how many dicks are sucked in Stairwell C every month. There's no such thing as a committed relationship because chances are both of them fucked each other's best friend.
The official school mascot is a Coyote, although it seems most students think it's a snake with they way they've been acting.
Basically St FX is a pretty high school full of thots, fuckboys and stoners that need to get their shit together.
Person 1: I hear ____ fucked _____ last night
Person 2: Wow, didn't he just break up with his ex?
Person 1: Are you surprised? He goes to St FX
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Person 1: Look at that really hot girl in the LuLu leggings!
Person 2: Must go to St FX
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Small town in the middle of god knows no where saskatchewan. Full of wannabe thugs and wangsters. Good for drunken summer nights and doing loser laps around town with underglow...but other than that you go to a lake or lloyd
Person 1: I wanna get drunk and be somebody
Person 2: Go to ST. WALBURG!!
Also known as the Suicidal Army or the ST Family. A worldwide group of Cycos ready to do whatever it takes, for whatever they want, no matter what the cost.
Taken and started by the band Suicidal Tendencies
Join the army, the ST Army
Rolling hard with the ST Family - We as bad as we wanna be
Now take the case of a new age Cyco, confident, demanding respect, taking whatever he wants from wherever it is
term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......
Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.
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