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Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.
“Jadyn is an absolute idiot. No seriously, that girl needs to read a book or smth...”
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Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.
Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!
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A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”
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A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.
What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?
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Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.
Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.
Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.
Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!
Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.
Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!