Advanced Homie

An advanced homie is an individual whom one shares an emotional bond and the occasional kisses goodnight and good morning (touching is allowed too) but is not advanced enough for sexual intercourse.

Did you hear about Mary and her advanced homie last night? I heard they had a killer make out session!

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advanced cdm

I don’t know lol bro ask barcaglobe💀

Kessie works as an advanced cdm?!

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Thanks In Advance

Opposite of providing a public service. Quite the contrary; to expect or redeem, to posess a sense of self entitlement

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." And for God's sake, be more responsible than "claiming" to use protection and "claiming" to be a single stay at home mom living high on the hog because you have no choice.

Grow up and get a job already you 30 year old teenager!

High on the hog thanks in advance

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advanced woodworking

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

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advanced hoe

Otherwise known as an "Ultimate Skeeza"; A professional hoe, deals great pleasure for large amounts of money.

Damn that Advanced hoe is really expensive.

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Texas cash advance

The term used when one person in a group pays for the entire group's bill (at dinner or otherwise) and then collects individual cash payments from each other member of the group.

Server: "How would you all like to take care of the bill? Separate checks?"
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."

Gameboy Advance SP

A handheld gaming system.
An upgrade to the previous GameBoy Advance.
Features a back-light,
rechargable battery,
32-megabit,I believe,processer,
ac-adapter,
incredible graphics,
a massive library of games(library spans 8 years),
8 buttons,
volume control,
light switch,
and the games can easily be switched.
An attachment can be purchased so it can hold 4 games at one.
One of the best hand-helds to date.

Me:I just bought a GBASP.
Friend:Cool.I just bought one too!

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