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A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.
Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...
Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!
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Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?
Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
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When your girl is on her period, pull out when you’re about to cum and nut in her ass, then mix it with pepto bismol and let ‘er rip
Guy: Hey wanna do this Afghan Pink Dragon Thing?
Girl: I’m pregnant
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A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
When some senile old white dude takes a shit on a bunch of dead soldiers while telling an ethnic girl he’s going to pull out but only does half way then makes her get an abortion.
They be hidin biden after the Afghan pull out
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Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!
See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger
Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!
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When a male is "bopping his boloni" and is about to ejaculate, he runs up to the nearest naked man, woman, hermaphrodite etc. and ejaculates all over their ass. The name "Afgan Anal Bomb" comes from the suicide bombers in Afghanistan. The "Anal" part is quite obvious.
Dude yeah i gave that Arab an Afghan Anal Bomb! (it killed both of us)
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