african goal

Is a type of goal scored in football where the ball is hit hard with pace but with no real skill or technical ability, kind of just a hit and hope effort which will rocket into the top corner. These types of goal are often classed as "worldies" as the keeper generally has no chance.

Pj "remember Tony Yeboah?"
Cb "yeah course, the guy is renowned for his african goals"

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African Face

A look to use when playing background drums for any african music, characterized by an ingenuous toothful smile.

Aaron: "Do you know the lyrics to African Child?!"

Smiling African Drummer:"I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African Face. "

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african engineering

See also Nigger Rig

He nigger rigged that, so be careful!

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African squat

A sexual position in which the male is in a squatting position and the girl is mounted in his lap facing towards him. The male then proceeds to squat and hop around with her in his lap.

My friend busted in the room doing the african squat with his girl last night.

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african ham

Derogatory term insulting African-Americans; a watermelon.

Go pick me an African ham.

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African Expert

Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''

Moses Nibba Owuwu: like if iwobi is beter den ronaldo + messi & man utd wil win d premier leageu

Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.

Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily

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African Sunset

A term used to describe a superior human being who has hair the colour of an African Sunset. No, not ginger. A mélange of Golden, Chestnut, Strawberry Blonde and Rufous that blends to form the most beautiful of hair colours

"Mate, do you think that just because you're Ginger you are better than us?"

"Actually I'm African Sunset, so I am better than you"

"Oh, sorry. My bad :("

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