a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"
M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"
R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
all members: "jaehyun sexc"
A woman with a specific plan of action and a strong-willed focus to achieve it. She is generally calculating and cold hearted but quick to do whatever it takes to achieve the goal.
Bill: Did you see Mary at the party, she was a bitch to me but kissing ass to anyone with a gold card.
Bob: Yeah, that bitch is an Agenda Babe looking for for a man with cash.
Breaking boundaries, getting stuff done, having motive and plans. And the act of having a focus or Agenda.
Agenda girls : we dey and spoil everywhere masa!!
The bibiani agenda girls have made a success youth of this generation!!
The Bruce Agenda is an agenda followed by Twitch streamer BruceDropEmOff. The Bruce Agenda is stream once, never stream again.
"Yo Bruce on that Bruce Agenda fr!"
"You tellin' me I gotta wait another 80 years for this mf to stream again? Nahh bro."
Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.
His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!
Means an event you were trying to avoid was meant to happen to you. In terms of real life, fate is something you can't escape and is uncontrollable. In greek mythology The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. So to be on their agenda means your on their schedule and not your own. Most of the time it means death.
Thief: *Sitting in Bar*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
Used to be described when Edater’s use their internet love in a conversation that has nothing to do with them, it spreads. Excessive flirting.
“Bro i think i might be an Edater.. I saw this online girl and-“
“Oh god no, the edater agenda!”