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Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.
Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!
Scientist: uhh...
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According to Stephen Colbert, an agnostic person is just an atheist person with no balls.
For those without the balls to become an atheist, they become agnostic.
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1. Atheists without balls
2. One who believes that there is neither belief nor disbelief. Like a 5 year old sibling who doesn't take your word for anything you say whether it is true or not.
3. Claim they don't KNOW. but refer to definition (1) for the case with most of these people
Atheist=Deity's don't exist
Agnostic=Prove it
Theist=Deity's do exist
Agnostic=Prove it
Person 1: after talking to you for 5 minutes i think youre atheist
Person 2: shhhh i dont want society to frown upon me
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someone who doesn't believe in God but calls himself agnostic in case there actually is an afterlife and then when God asks him why he did not believe, he can simply say he was agnostic
God: "I'm sorry Johnny, we just don't have room up in Heaven for non-belivers."
Johnny: "But I was agnostic!"
God: "Pardon me, come right in."
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One who is certain of nothing except the falsity of the Christian faith.
Agnostics are some of the most open-minded people out there.
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Atheists without balls. It's as simple as that. They believe that they're could be a higher power but are not convinced that it's necessarily God.
Dude, he's too much of a pussy to be an atheist, he's just one of those agnostics.
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An atheist who is too pussy to admit it
Chance refers to himself as agnostic because he is afraid that if there is a God, he will be sent to hell.
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