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Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Is a dumbass too
Wow it’s an alan in his natural habitat
Not to get political or anything but alan is a man who is gay, a man who loves peen in his cheeks, a man capable of sticking 4 dildos and anal beads up his booty hole. Don’t mess with this man
Someone who can't have any bagels ever again and has to eat untoasted rolls with butter
Do you see that guy over there? That's Alan! He can't have any bagels!
Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3
Friend: are you 💅💅💅
Alan: very
Alan is an amazing man who’s eyes are as blue as the ocean. His smile brings instant joy to everyone around. When he looks you in the eyes, the whole world stops and it’s just you and him frozen in time. His kisses are that from a 90s love movie, sweet and romanticly fill your stomach with butterflies. When Alan makes love to you, it’s the most explosive, amazing, billion time over orgasmic experience you’ll even have with any man in your life.
Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.
Alan is my sunshine and I am Alan’s moon.
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