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It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.
Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.
They are a power couple! Even though they fight sometimes they still find a way to solve their problems.
the best batfam person who could probably beat joker's ass/finally defeat him
Alfred Pennyworth is like my fav character! He could totally solo all your faves!
pretty much a hilarious word to call someone who is being gay, retarded, or just plain fagish.
God Tony, your name ought to be Alfred Bitchcock
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A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.
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A whitewashed chinese oppa who adores pretty korean celevs like miyeon, karina and jisoo. He barely posts on his ig story and it's mostly about fancy restaurants or BC. He is academically smart, a qualified badminton player, a top-tier photographer, and has better cooking skills than a normal teenage girl. He looks like an introvert, yet his communication skills are flawless and knows how to match one’s energy. He is like the finest asian at my school. He deserves great happiness.
"Is Alfred Jiao korean?"
"No, apparently not."
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