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More soy than soy boy.
Used typically to induce hatred in target.
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An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.
Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.
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an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.
ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.
well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.
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A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.
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To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.
Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
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when an Asian chick gets here eyes de-almondized to look more Anglo
Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.
When you got a booty shaped like an almond
Daaaaaaaamn girl you got an almond booty!