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bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009


tag-along-henry

An uninvited person who can't take a hint they're not welcome with the group.

Maybe we can ditch this tag-along-henry when he's in the bathroom.

by bruddah greg August 20, 2007


tag along fatty

The tag along fatty is the big girl in the group of skanky, haughty, and downgrade-esque burlesque-esque of girls.

She's the fat one that eats all of the food that the anorexites and the leader don't want to consume. She doesn't really help the situation; she's sort of a benign tumor.

Sometimes referred to as taf.

"Hey, Sandie, eat this chocolate cake for me?"
"Sure, Margaret! Gotta' keep your figure! *snort*"

Three girls are sitting in Starbucks.
"OHMIGOZ!! They put extra whipped cream on this frappacino. Hey, Taffies (The Tag Along Fatty's nickname), eat this shit up."
"Okay. *self conscience*"

"Hey, George."
"Yo wuttup Bill?"
"See those hot chicks?"
"Heh, you can go for the Tag Along Fatty. You get any weight on your shoulders with that relationship! Ha!"
"Bill that was an awful pun."
"Sorry, giggalo."

by Deesh November 5, 2006

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tag along lesbian

A lesbian that likes to tag along with a group of people in social situations without asking or being invited. They are often considered annoying and are frequently made fun of behind thier back.

Charlie- Im excited to go to the pool!
Ryan- It wont be so much fun because Margret is coming.
Charlie- Margret??? Who invited her?!?
Ryan- No one, because she's a tag along lesbian.

by that thing on drew brees' face June 4, 2010

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pass-along favor

Where you "skip a step" when doing something nice in return for the kindly assistance of someone else.

The classic pass-along favor in its simplest form involves three people (Persons A, B, and C), and works as follows: Person A assists/accommodates Person B in some way, and so Person B wishes to return the favor. At that particular time, though, Person A does not have a need for anything that involves the skills/abilities that Person B happens to possess. Person A, however, either owes Person C a favor or is tasked with providing Person C with frequent care/assistance, and so Person A requests Person B to do something nice/helpful for Person C, thus saving Person A from having to assist Person C on that occasion.

by QuacksO July 15, 2018


tag along elmo

A person who is to clingy and annoying and seems to follow you every where you go. Someone who doesn't understand the meaning of "get lost". Even when you purposely get lost in a crowded shopping center they still seem to find you. Most times the tag along elmo is hyper- emo and they can't stand walking past a HOT TOPIC store with out going in. They are generally pop punk rejects that are in the 13 to 18 age bracket that hate themselves and the idea of joy. They always mooch cash off of their older sibling or friends that are either working or recieving unemployment checks. A Tag along elmo will tell one really good joke to a friend then will fallow it up with numerous shitty jokes and puns that in their minds they think are funny.

When ever I get my pay check my sister turns into a fuckin' tag along elmo, that is until i'm out cash does she leave. I just a got a raise at burger king and now my brother insist's on going shopping this weekend. hey dude look at that crowd of tag along elmo's in front of starbucks. HOT TOPIC is having a new shipment of TWILIGHT merchandise coming in, buy what you want now because the tag along elmo's are getting out of school soon

by king incest October 20, 2009

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get along mind!

one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.

a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'

-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?

dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!

by michael foolsley January 9, 2010

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