DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)

I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.

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duple ( also spelled "doople" )

Penis hole used for liquid defication or ejaculation

A yildo is a dildo you stick in your duple.

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A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

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ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

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i also typed this with my nose

i wanted to define ' i typed this with my nose' but insertpseidonym was 5 years faster. so yay

insertpseidonym: i typed this with my nose
me :i also typed this with my nose
insertpseidonym: i dont care

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chee (also known spelled chi, or che)

Ithaca College lingo for cocaine. Normally good coke but one can never be sure.

"yo, are we getting chee tonight?"
"where is the chee-man?"
"who's getting chee tonight?"

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kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye")

(1) The act of being a complete and total douchebag, (2) Infringing upon one's time or space in order to promote your own douchebaggy opinion.

Act: When a professor keeps you 5 minutes after a last minute scheduled make-up class with full awareness and total disregard that you only had those 5 minutes to get to your next class.

Class: That was a total kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye").

or
He totally pulled a kanye.

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