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first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.

Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.

by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020

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Communist amendment

An amendment that some people are working for to make the US a communist country.

John is for the communist amendment.

by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2010

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420 amendment right

Constitutional right that all Canadians will have as of July 1st, 2018 due to the great leadership of the Trudeau Government to purchase your high quality health Canada approved marijuana from stores equating your local provincial distributor (i.e. SAQ, LCBO).

Today was absolutely fucking painful, I would like to exercise my 420 amendment right under this great Canadian constitution of ours.

by HateThemGovTrickz April 20, 2018


The Second Amendment

The Second Amendment is the most American thing to exist. Anything involving it is abhorrently American.

Liberal: You shouldn't be able to buy a fully automatic machine gun that fires as fast as that
Any Other American: Shut the fuck up liberal, you Second Amendment denying piece of second cumming shit. The Second Amendment is all my reason to own my 50 Caliber Beowulf AR15

by ShardZer0 January 6, 2021

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Fifth Amendment

The infamously-controversial and widely-abused "white lightnin' defense" article in the Bill Of Rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he'd consumed a "fifth") during the commission of his crime.

Ollie North pled the Fifth Amendment during the Iran-Contra scandal, but I dunno... he sure as shootin' looked sober to me!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

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first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

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birdman game amendment

The birdman game amendment states that if a birdman shield is depicted anywhere in a room, the room is safe until the the shield is removed. The room is only under the shield's protection if students are legit working.

The birdman game amendment would go into effect if a group of chem 101 students are studying for their first chem test and someone JBROWN comes into the room and makes the birdman symbol. Everyone in the room is safe.

by birdwomanQUEEN September 22, 2009

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