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An American is your typical person everyone loves to hate, fat, stupid, redneck, a general twat with an IQ of 0.1
Guy1- Dude look at all these stupid fuckin' american tourists Guy-2 yeah......if only murder was legal
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Just another group of people! :) Not fat people who are so dumb they don't know where your or our country is.
Dumb person: mericans are fat and dumb and dnt kno wer der contry or r country is! Tatahahataha!
Smart person: Americans are smarter than you! Now stop stuffing your mouth with pizza! Oh, and instead of sitting around all day why don't you try and finish doing your 2nd grade math.
Dumb person: Becuzzz i haz oter ppl 2 do
Smart person:.....
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Any white person born in North America (excluding Canada), as a result of a white slut's excessive cum-swallowing through her vaginal cavity which is also as big as North America, to adhere the crown of the world once Hollywood's Israel nukes the living shit out of Arabs, leaving behind only China and Russia as major imports of child pornography. Contrary to many theories, Americans are not dumbfuck retards, it's only a mere coincidence.
European: Name a country that starts with "U".
American: Hmmm...
European: Nevermind
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An American is a person from the two continents of America but generally the USA people think theyre more american
A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point
An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales
An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour
Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one!
An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency
An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention
An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2
An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed
theres too many americans
how many americans does it take to throw a dictator out of power who lives in a hole? 2! whos more stupid?
american "beer" sucks
why are americans such cunts?
why do americans think theyre cultured?
why do americans think they have moral high ground?
why do americans hate stereotyping when use it themselves?
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Americanisms are colloquial sayings and words that originated within the United States of America. Obviously, my British writing predecessors on this web site have difficulties seperating personal opinions from fact. Yes, the English language originated in England, and British English is a beautiful spoken language. What one must realize, however, is that nearly all of the world's major languages are spoken in different countries, each people group from those geographical locations altering the language spoken with ethnic and cultural influences. Does this make them any less valid in today's world? Perhaps people from Spain believe their version of Spanish is supreme thus claiming people from Mexico use "Mexicanisms". People from Quebec perhaps use Francaisisms, deeming their language inferior as well. As an after thought, just because you once heard the so called words "izzy and izzle" in a rap song, it does not mean those are Americanisms. I surely hope this website is not used as an education tool as it is greatly depraved of fact replaced by opinion and bitterness.
one of many true Americanisms (originated and primarily used in the southern and western states) -- "Y'all" (yawl). A reference in the second person in plural form. Example = "Y'all should actually research your topic before you write ignorantly and willy nilly."
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American the definition for people who are from America who are lazy, fat, selfish, and do nothing all day but eat.
Miguel: Im gonna get a slider to eat for dinner
Joe: Im gonna get a double cheeseburger with extra cheese, bacon, a side of 12 ribs, and a huge chocolate shake to top it off.
Miguel: Wow, such as American.
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Idiots that are so self absorbed that they think they are the best in the world. The only people that believe that you rather pay hundreds of thousands for health instead of adding a little more to their taxes and making it free
Those Americans are the most self-righteous asshole ever. They believe that they are free in suffering
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