Elliot

Elliot is someone you never want to lose.Yes he can be a jerk at time but he will always love you. He is an uncomfortable, funny idiot who is so embarrassing in front of others. If you have an Elliot, KEEP HIM CLOSE! Also he is sooooooooo sexy.

Girl: OMG IS THAT ELLIOT
Other Girl: Yeah well he's my Elliot.
Girl: I will fight you for him.

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Elliot

A fat cunt that takes ages to eat and goes for food every 5 minutes but also is a fucking retard

Elliot is a spammer

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Elliot

Elliot is a man who has the smallest dick ever it is so small and his best friend usually has a humongous one for example Elliot would have one the size of a bug and Orels is the size of a giraffes neck.

Elliot: Oh hey Orel *notices huge dick dragging behind Orel*
Orel: Hey Elliot *notices nothing cause Elliots pp is small*

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Elliot

the terms `elliot` defines Tall it also means a player and a person that bumlicks conner

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Elliot

Someone who is stupid

(This is referring to Elliot Giles)

Dude that guy is such an elliot

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Elliotted

The act of being extremely obsessed with girl, even when she doesn’t reply for days, only to be friend zoned when she replies

Elliot gets Elliotted daily

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Elliot

Biggest douchebag anyone could ever know. When somebody asks, "whos that gay guy over there?" they usually get a reply that is long the the lines of, "oh he's just elliot, i wouldn't approach him because he might start petting your nipples." often isnt very attractive and has a very tiny penis

Elliot #douchebaggery

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