analicities

The acts of being anal

Scott's analicities piss me off, he's always cleaning some shit.

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Anal

A loophole to have "sex" without losing the persons virginity

Girl: I can't, I'm not having sex until I'm married
Guy: Anal?
Girl: Oh yeah, of course, that doesn't count!

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Anal

Something that you should try in prison it’s a fun experience

(Jessica)Shove your fucking dick up my ass Darrel!

(Darrel) no! I’m not trying anal with you!, you have hemeriods

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Anal

When no means yes and yes means anal.

Man: Do you want anal?

Women: No
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.

Penetration begins.

Man: Is your name Stephanie
Women: yes
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.

Penetration begins.

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Analing

One that goes hunting for anal.

Rachel went analing in the forest.

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anal

1) when a man chooses to pot the 'difficult brown' instead of the 'easy pink' i.e. he decides to do his woman up the wrong 'un.
2) Annoying term to describe a fastidious person, from some stupid Freudian psycho-bullshit.

John: 'Oi Dave, I analed my bird for the first time last night.'
Dave: 'that's alright, John...one up the bum, no harm done.'

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anal

"Surrender the booty"

Eric: Hey Mandy, are you going to surrender that booty tonight or what?
Mandy: I don't know Eric, I think once I let you have anal, you're going to leave me.

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