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A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
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A common product or process, that is available to anyone, but is passed off by the person using it as if it were secret or uncommon.
The owner of the laundry told the customer that he knew an "Ancient Chinese Secret" for getting his customer's clothes so clean, but his wife knew that he used a common detergent that anyone could buy.
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This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.
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Once a Pon a time there was the holy animals (anti-doggith) such as the holy raccoon, pigeon, walrus and a few others, they upheld and wrote this almighty book with rules and traditions they u shall abide by OR ELSE you will be pronounced as a DOGGITH which was named after all the doggith animals that started the almighty war against the anti doggith animals. The doggith animals are the wilderbeasts, crows, meerkats, squirrels and a few others. They in our world now are still doggiths and if u see if u need to attempt to kill them since they are doggith animals. Now for the language it self, it has 100-1000 of words and is still evolving. You have got Rabadaboo, rablatterswat, wabadaboo and many many alterations to them. Then you have the stiens, basically just add Stein to anything e.g tankinstein.
Then you have little words such as ‘op’ and ‘Nup’ but said in a different tone. Then you have the spheres, basically add it to anything e.g cockithshpere. Now there are many many many many many others words but I shall not give away to much.
Hey there buddy wanna cockithsphere.
Yeah sureinstein.
Ancient Rabadaboo language
A game that is older than four years
Starcraft, counter strike, half-life, Warcraft, Diablo...
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a weather beaten looking male with large sideburns and stubble. possible wearer of glasses. has large amounts of sailing experience. many people use the ancient mariner as a scapegoat, this is mainly due to his calm temper similar to that of the mediteran sea. however sometimes the mariner will use terms such as "loww it" and "SPARR" to express agrivation. the mariners natural enemys are the kracken (deceased)1250-2008 and spartacus march 1992-present. Mariners tend to have very attractive sisters that generally tend to be a year older than the ancient mariner himself.
Hobbies include; Sailing the seven seas, Smoking on the stinky boodah, Online gaming
"ahhhh mariner bay"
"old ancient mariner when did you get back from sailing?"
"oi ancient mariner pass the greenary"
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An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.
According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.
Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.
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