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When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
when you pull the white dragon on a girl(or male) with half your load then proceed to pull the angry pirate with the other half.
man this bitch was pissing me off so i pulled the angry white dragon pirate on her then took a pic and sent it out to all her friends.
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Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch
" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate
When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh
Last night my man made me an angry pirate
when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard
hey look theres the angry pirate of ohio
A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate
Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“