A sacred ritual where 2 or more people dance around a tent occupied by a furious masturbator.
We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.
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A fake gender identity that shows you are an ugly pubescent boy who is insecure and desperate for attention because your dick is so small you could never do a helicopter
βSorry, I use they/them pronouns, Iβm non-binaryβ
The boys: βoh yeah and I identify as a fucking Apache attack helicopter you social reject.β
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A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.
Isnβt Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?
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A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works
Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"
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Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.
Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
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when you ejaculate on your partner's forehead then throw feathers at her face giving her an Apache feather headdress.
Never go home with Dan, he has down pillows specifically so he can Apache Chief dat hoe.
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