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a evil coorperation that aim to take over the word and to destroy all joy in the world
RUN! It's Apple
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Small yet plump and round parading buttocks. A apple usually is very firm is accompanied by little to no hip width.
damn that girl go a apple butt
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Submitting a program, proposal, or just about anything that is up for approval, and having it get rejected with no explanation as to why. Derived from the policies of the Apple App Store.
Programmer 1: I submitted a sweet 'am I hot or not' app to the store.
Programmer 2: Did they accept it?
P1: Hell no
P3: Well why not?
P1: No idea; it just got Appled.
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1) A tasty fruit with a tough, wet center and thin skin. Apples come in many varieties and are often the flavor of many candies, drinks, and other confectionery.
2) A software company based in Cupertino, CA, USA. With a vocal minority amongst PC users, Apple Computers are often touted as inferior or overpriced. It is this author's experience and further speculation that most of the people who really "care" enough to object to Apple Computer's presence rarely have any long-term experience with the system, regardless of any other experience. This ignorance really offends the people that use their Windows machines, their Linux machines, their FreeBSD machines, but wouldn't go without their Apple machines, either. Then the Apple fanboys (like their detractors) go out spouting a bunch of flaming trash trying to sound better than everyone else, further justifying their detractors and others. It took this author several years of proof that he was wrong to understand how important a Mac is to anyone who uses a computer a significant amount of time a day.
them: I hate the finder! I just want to use my shell to do file operations.
me: Have you heard of the terminal?
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them: I hate the mac! It doesn't have any games!
me: Perhaps you don't need one. If you do heavy work on your computer, you might want to at least evaluate one, however.
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What the fuck are you looking up the definition of apple for? Are you a dumbass?
You should know what the fuck an apple is
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