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This is what someone says when you lift something heavy. The item is so heavy that it will cause you to have dead babies.
I bet that bookcase was heavy. It'll make you have dead babies.
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When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.
"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"
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A saying said after ‘Stop the cap’ which means something is REALLY cap
BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.
"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"
Cool ass part from the show tbh
Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.
Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"
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