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Heath Vander Ark

Him.

Heath Vander Ark is him.

by Sailingboats20 February 10, 2023


Ark Survival Evolved

Ark: Survival Evolved (stylized as ARK) is an open world action-adventure survival video game in development by Studio Wildcard in cooperation with Instinct Games, Efecto Studios, and Virtual Basement. It is scheduled for release on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux in 2017. The game's early access began for Windows in June 2015, for OS X and Linux in July 2015, for Xbox One in December 2015, and for PlayStation 4 in December 2016. In the game, players must survive being stranded on an island filled with roaming dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals, natural hazards, and potentially hostile human players.

The game is played from either a third-person or first-person view and its world is navigated on foot or by riding a prehistoric animal. Players use firearms and improvised weapons to defend against hostile humans and creatures, with the ability to build bases as defense. The game has both single-player and multiplayer options.

Development began in October 2014. The development team conducted research into the physical appearance of the animals, but took creative license for gameplay purposes. One of the game modes, Survival of the Fittest, was released as a free standalone game in March 2016. Egypt-based developer Instinct Games was hired to facilitate the game's development. Three DLCs (The Center, Primitive Plus, and Scorched Earth) were also released.

Guy 1: What are you playing??
Guy 2: Ark Survival Evolved

Guy 1: oh yeah the dinosaur game

by Savagecabbage29 February 15, 2017

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

One of Harrison Ford's finest motion pictures

Harrison Ford plays Indiana Jones in raiders of the lost ark.

by n8boi02 February 7, 2005

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Ark Music Factory

A music label masterminded by Patrice Wilson, who (rather cleverly) preys on the young aspiring pop star's desire to be recognized. Many of the people featured in these music videos are girls, presumably in Middle School, with a noticeably wealthy family; their equally wealthy friends usually co-star. This, accompanied by the outright stupidity of the song (i.e. I Love Chinese Food), makes Ark Music Factory especially susceptible to hatred. Sense the release of Rebecca Black's classic "Friday" AMF's business, quite curiously, has boomed rather than stagnated. Because of this apparent boom, we can expect to see more, increasingly cheesy music titles that commentators ages 12-16 flock to hate.

"The whole song is fucking terrible. No fucking kidding. This is just 10000000000X worse than Friday. FUCKING AWFUL "
-Someone's reaction after watching one of Ark Music Factory's more recent titles.

by Der Blucher December 1, 2013

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ARK: Survival Evolved

A severe mental and physical condition resulting in sleep deprivation, typically to imprint gigas, hypernatremia (high salt levels) and a chronic disease that inhibits the sufferer to reproduce.

That little virgin plays ARK: Survival Evolved lmao let's bully him

by Roadman Rahim January 29, 2020

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Ark Survival Evolved

Ark Survival Evolved (ARK): A logistically-intensive survival game whose play is so mired in the weighing of opportunity cost that its players will paste its Wikipedia reference material into Urban Dictionary to properly inform U.D. users on exactly what it is and where/how they can play

new player: yes hi there i am new to Ark Survival Evolved how must i begin
seasoned player: you wish to learn the waiting game
new player: um what
seasoned player: goo.gl/search/ark+survival+wiki

by _eurie April 3, 2017

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Ark Survival Evolved

Ark a game were you build up and put your heart and soul into a base. Then comes a 48 year old man who lives in his parents basement and f4cks you over. You also have these little f4ckers that get inside the mesh and f4ck you from behind commonly knowns as mesh monekys. This reaptalbe cycle and will basically be the thing that ruins your life.

Example 1 Ark Survival Evolved : Yo tribe mate that littl c4nt is back with his giga
Example 2: Little fu4cker insided me you c4nt
Example 3: That f4cken pego stole my f4cken element

by Your nan_bong_Rat August 17, 2020

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