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This is a large rally by naive activists.
The March on the Capitol was a snowflake avalanche!
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When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.
Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.
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After a guy cums in a girl, she quickly stands over him and lets the cum flow out allover him.
After Dick came into Jane, she stood over his face and treated him to a Scandinavian Avalanche.
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One of the best teams in the NHL
The Colorado Avalanche are awesome.
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when you open the fridge (or freezer) and everything falls out
I went to get the pizza bites outta the fridge and there was totally a refrigerator avalanche.
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A sexual act where a women is doing cocaine off of an erect penis. Before she can do the next line the man will insert is coke laden penis into her anus causing it to go numb and lose control of her bowels causing her to shit her pants.
She was so into the Aspen Avalanche that I went through a whole eight ball last night.
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cum on a bitches face.... then shove her down a flight of stairs.
Drew: I just gave L.Dub a mexican avalanche.
Jay: I hope she has insurance.
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