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Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.
Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”
A sex act where one person blows a snot rocket into another person's anus.
"My boyfriend is allergic to my cats so he gave me a hot avocado and then left."
man 1: did you watch that living rock
man 2 : you mean Nikocado Avocado?
man1: yes.
man 2: no.
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the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption
this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.
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a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.
pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?
jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.
trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!
smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!
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retard: wow im happy im not Nikocado Avocado and im just retarded
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A group of women ( mostly likely to be found in New Delhi , India) that just got out of high school and basically behave like they are 40 and married to billionaires. They have all the designer clothes and their only hobby is spending their husbands' money and going for lunch with other AVOCADO AUNTIES. their first trip out of the country , they return with american accents ( even if they went to UK/ SIngapore/ Dubai etc.) Places to spot them -
EMPORIO MALL
HYPE NIGHTCLUB
ANIDRA NIGHTCLUB
Most importantly- they don't know what AVOCADOS look like but they order them anyway because their AUNTY friends told them its nice for their skin.
THings an AVOCADO AUNTY WOULD SAY-
OMG DIMPY , look at her bag its a GUCCI from last year. She's so low society.
OMG LOVELY , she showed up in a C class. I've never had anything less than and S class.
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