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Men who remain single past 40*.
They can be grouped in following two broad categories:
1) Those who are always looking for the next best thing, due to some underlying issue that prevents them from forming a long term relationship. OR,
2) The ones who have a Peter Pan complex and just never want to grow up.
Most of these toxic bachelors seriously consider settling down once they have a mid-life crisis and see the writing on the wall. Then they try to get married in a hurry to have kids, and to ensure their own immortality through their offspring.
*40 is a race-dependent number. Asians can be considered toxic bachelors if they remain single past 31.
George Clooney is a glorified toxic bachelor.
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Polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)
You may be desperate to marry, but don't go after Dale; he's a confirmed bachelor.
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Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)
He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.
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Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.
I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!
Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal
I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.
I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.
Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.
Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.
That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
1) The higher than average grip strength commonly seen in men who have been single for several years due to excessive masturbation.
After a crushing handshake Andy described David as having a "bachelor's grip"