Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

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backyard barbecue

when a woman is on her hands and knees and you come up from behind and baste her meat with your sauce

when I saw Tammy washing the floor on all fours I suddenly had the urge for a backyard barbecue! Sizzlin' !!!!

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Backyard BBQ

First, period sex to marinate the meat, then pull out and switch to anal for the grillin, then time to eat, a bloody poopy bj..mmm mmm mmm.

After the backyard BBQ, girl needed a breath mint.

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backyard handshake

While fucking a female in the cunt doggy style, reach into her ass and jerk yourself off.

A Backyard Handshake was the only option, I mean, she was a huge bitch....couldn't feel fuck all.

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Backyard bbq

A sexual act using bbq sauce as anal lubricant.

I bought a huge bottle of KC Masterpiece at Costco for the backyard bbq I'm having later. The entire football team is coming!

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Backyard Bang

See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.

Joe did you fuck sally last night? Yep, sure did, gave that bitch a backyard banging!

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backyard boogie

Backyard boogie is a slang word for weed or pot. HEH!

we're gonna go get some backyard boogie

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