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A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
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1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.
"Have you seen Bacon's latest video where he makes outrageous beer pong shots?"
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A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
"Hey, I heard that bacon chick was preggers."
"Really?"
"Yeah....Not surprising though LOL"
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The state of being awesome or extraordinary; used primarily by males. For the female version, see butter.
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Another name for Police officer. Rather than Pig.
Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."
RADAR detector Starts beeping, "Hmmm smells like Bacon." Bacon, Bacon where, "It's Bacon".
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Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.
Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\
Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
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