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The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)
Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.
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1. Celebrities or even average people exhibit behaviors as they are indeed the center of spot light.
2. Act with discretion to avoid break perceived persona.
A: Why does she always wear sunglasses in the evening and walk like that?
B: Celebrity baggage I guess.
A: We all went up stairs and sang at the karaoke place last night except for Rachel. Why can’t she loosen up? Everybody was drinking and having a great time!
B: Tell me about her imaginary celebrity baggage!
When a person is BANGABLE but is in a baggage.
"Wow Susan is baggagable!"
When a relationship starts great then you realize that person comes with crazy kids and an exes. Since you moved in with your new person you have to deal with all their baggage until the lease is up.
John moved in with Pam things were great ... until Pam’s kids moved in and were diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and now her ex - husband , Nick came over on Christmas. John as to handle all her baggage, John is a baggage handler until the lease is up.
A guy or girl that has a type that consists of the significant other having baggage or some form of an emotional burden
Steve is a baggage handler he only likes girls with baggage.
A noun to describe a destination in which a narcotics dealer delivers product.
“Yo, this is Kyle. I’m here. Baggage claim is in the parking lot right behind the bar. Black SUV”
Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.