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When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.
Aron: “So what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “Brooo last night I laid several baguette pounders on this French girl. ‘Oui Oui,’ she exclaimed.
Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.
Someone’s being a hoe (Chloe cassar) or someone’s just pissing you off.
“Ugh Chloe is such a hoee”
“I know right what a sket baguette”
A baby baguette person, hense the phrase "nugget".
"That persons a baguette nugget of a human"
When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.
Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.
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Someone who has a large penis
Guy: "Look at that guys wingspan, he must have a legit baguette"
Jenny: "So I went home with this guy last night, oh my god, I swear to god he had a legit baguette"
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Eddie: Look at the snatch on that!
Chris: Yeah, been there....last night I was stabbing at her hindquarters with my dripping baguette
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