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A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.
The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.
"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"
"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"
aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.
Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.
a bald guy whose name you just can't recall
Do you remember when that pump salesman-Baldy McFuckadoodle-said that these pumps are the best on the market and have the best warranty?
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Denotes shaved genitals. Most often female.
I was stoked to discover she had a baldy sour, because I hate 70's style bush.
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A: Yo dudeeee, you seen Baldi's Ballsack?
B: Hell yeah man! That shit is banger bro
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Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.
I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.