Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.

Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.

backdoor bandit

A man who proceeds to "accidentally" slip his penis into a woman's anus while having vaginal sex from behind.

Craig furthered Susan's suspicion that he was a backdoor bandit when she felt his cock try to slide into her anus while doing it doggie style.

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communist bandit

共匪, pronounced "gongfei" in Mandarin. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong, benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists

Alex: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! How wonderful for the CCP to have fulfilled Sun Yat-sen's wishes! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!

Lily: Shut up you damn communist bandit! As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is of the people, by the people, for the people!

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No Flush Bandit

One who does not flush the toilet after pooping in a public bathroom. Stacking toilet paper on the water pre-poop to ensure the poop stays above water level is optional. Main goal of the "NFB" is to stink up the bathroom/clog the toilet for the next, unsuspecting user.

The No Flush Bandit struck again, this time in the food court bathroom at the mall.

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pump bandit

Someone who drives away without paying for their gas. Some try to claim it's a form of social justice because "the oil companies are ripping us off." Basically it's stealing from the guy who owns the local gas station.

Thanks to the pump bandits you now have to prepay all the time.

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Fecal Bandit

One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his feces in a way that would resemble the icing of a chocolate cake.

Principal Devaney: It seems that some of the guys are unfamiliar with the proper use of toilet paper in the men's restroom. If this "Fecal Bandit" strikes again consequences will follow.

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arse-bandit

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

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