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A guy appearing to be hot, cute, handsome, charming, well-mannered, and as a guest on the episode of "INACC, IACC" of "KN" by "GR" (as the host of the show)!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:10 - *Jean-Baptiste raises his eyebrows for 1/2 a 'sec' while smiling and continues to smile (as I blush & squeal in delight as a 'Baptist' too!!!!!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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A tall cup of coffee with a shot of espresso.
so named because it is the same concept as a regular boilermaker and non-alcoholic, as many Baptists abstain from alcoholic beverages.
Bob is studying for final exams all night and had a Baptist boilermaker to help keep him awake.
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One who uses established code words on children in an attempt to prevent niggerdom. See also buzzkill.
The southern baptist minister was not very big on doing the interracial marriage of Tyrone and Jessica, but right is right.
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A religious movement with roots in the British Colonies in North America created by evangelists who left the Church of England and founded new congregational religious communities in what is now the Southern United States. Because the ministers were not ordained priests of the Church of England in colonial times, these groups came to believe in the "priesthood of all believers." Also, the reason why they are "bible only" is because when they left the Church of England and its priests and bishops, the only authority they had left came from the Bible. By the way, it is possible to be a baptist without being affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention. The first baptists were not part of that, but churches join it mostly to facilitate missions and support common interests. A baptist church is only the people in it, (even if it's only two people,) their preacher (who can be anyone they pick regardless of education or credentials,) and the Bible.
My 6th great grandfather helped found the oldest church in the State of Tennessee. He was an evangelist from the Anglican Church (Church of England) in Colonial Virginia and told the poor settlers in Tennessee that Jesus loved them and that one day they would see Jesus and their family in heaven so they should keep on working and having babies. Now they're all still living there and in the general area, and many of their churches and the people descended from them identity as Southern Baptist and they might be affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention.
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A religious wiseman/bum who lives in Sunland-Tujunga. John is a fountain of information who is willing to share his knowledge and give advice to open minds all over the world. John can be found in or around Sunland Park enjoying the atmosphere, or even sneaking in a little snooze. Not only wise about religion, John is a great advisor in all aspects of life. Baptist John will be remembered as one of the most influential, and at times eccentric, thinkers of the 21st century.
"Let the clouds break! And the wrath of GOD rain down on the unfaithful!" Baptist John
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A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.
ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon
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The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.
Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.
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