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travis barkering

having anal intercourse in a 3 way while the other two men play her ass like a drum set with their dicks

me and my room mates decided to have a 3 way and i went anal and we started travis barkering that bitch

by nigger joe hoe fo sho October 18, 2011

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bob barker

Value weed. Bud that may or may not be high grade, but what matters is that the "Price is Right".

Fiend: Hey man, how much for that quarter?

Dealer: Man, I got that Bob Barker: $5 grams!

by evasive February 12, 2008

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travis barker

Travis Barker...See also: (GOD of Drums)The ultimate GOD of drums...for anyone who thinks otherwise, you are rediculous. Maybe you are the upity tigh rich SOB's that dont like the kind of music that he so amazingly dominates. the kind of people who think that his music is actually corrupting the minds of the youth. You probably havn't ever seen him play the drums...you cant say shit until you've seen it. His technique is amazing, its so fast and smooth, he should be considered an idol to all drummers he is better than...WHICH IS EVERYONE. Dont talk about his life either, you dont know him... you are probably just jealous because he is better than you. You were saying that Blink-182 broke up because of him, well you are wrong. He just did an interview with the official blink 182 fansite along with mark talking about the REAL reason that they took the indefinate hiatus. Tom even had a piece in there about the break up. you may think Travis is the biggest waste of talent ever, but I am pretty sure you are the biggest waste of OXYGEN ever!!!

Matt: Hey did you hear, Pete and Adams lives got cancelled?

Matt: There is a GOD!!
P.S. Travis Barker is the Greatest!

by MFK September 23, 2006

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Bob Barkers

Jail house clothing line

Go to jail and find out for yourself, These Bob Barkers have Staff infecttion on them

by Burzerk June 3, 2006

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Cortnee Barker

The ah-may-zingg-est person in the worldd!!!!(:

Cortnee Barker is ah-may-zingg! (:

by bahahotchick May 14, 2010

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Kate Barker

A sweet, charming innocent girl who can sometimes annoy the hell out of you with her stupid puns but for some reason you can't hate her. She does bark up the wrong tree on the rare occasion but that's what life is all about isn't it, making mistakes, at least she learns from them, but there are some dumb asses out there that don't learn from their mistakes because their mummies breast fed them too much donkey milk. She is a loving girl and a very good judge of character. She'll know from the first impression whether your worthy of her time. Kate is very loyal to her friends and family and if anyone betrays her, she'll either cut ties with them or settle the score with her treating them to a Roman Reigns spear. You seriously don't want to mess with her, she's known to take on guys in car parks. She'll intimidate the wits out of you with her assertiveness and knowledge. She's beautiful girl who you want on your side and for those of who don't well f*** off.

Kate Barker is the next Ma Baker!, she's fearless but kind.

by wolffffff January 2, 2018


Johan Barker

Johan is the type of guy who would do the homework for you if you asked kindly.

Johan Barker can you help me?

Yes of course share the document with me!

by Barkerlover123 December 13, 2021