Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.

"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".

Chef's Basket

When a man has a lady gape her asshole, fills her colon with whipped cream, and dunks his testes inside.

I whipped up a chef's basket before with my lady. It provided a nice mocha-colored moisturizer for my balls.

Filth Basket

A girl that is not only sexually attractive but will do things that are probably illegal globally during sexual intercourse.

Kagney linn Karter is a Filth Basket.
That bird on the dance floor looks like filth basket.
How was that girl last night? She was a filth basket.

nigger basket

Any correctional facility.

Get me out of this goddamn nigger basket.
Why is Hitler in this nigger basket.
What is a cracker doing in this nigger basket.

Black Person: "Where am I going?"
Police officer: "To the nigger basket."

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basket watcher

looking at a male's crotch through his pants and judging its size.

josh: "what are you looking at?"
Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"

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bachelor basket

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

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twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

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