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In her own words” imagine we’re chillin and i tell u i gotta fart and then i shit my pants instead”
Did you read about Tommy going full Baskin’ on his first date with Melody?
The act of inserting a waffle cone into the urethra, or the act of dripping ice cream into your urethra through a waffle cone.
Jared: Hey Deliliah, you want to try something different tonight?
Delilah: If you're okay with it, we could try baskin your robin. All I have is a waffle cone.
Jared: GO SLOW THIS ITME CUNT: MY DICK GOT FROSTBITE LAST WEEKEND?
Delilah: It's melting quickly, we better start soon, right here, right now.
Jared: OwO ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
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Like Carole Baskin, only fatter.
Who is fatter, Brittany Baskin or a beluga whale?
Refers to the pain you go through after eating Baskin Robins ice cream. Common symptoms are: different colored poop, diarrhea, pain, dizzyness, and vomit.
Ahh, this Baskin Robins Hell is killing me. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that piece of shit.
An ice cream shop that is almost always connected to a Dunkin Donuts(they're owned by the same company). They have decent ice cream. They are owned by some random British soldier. They also own Arby's, Jimmy Johns, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Sonic. The british soldier is currently taking down the Christmas tree.
Jeff: IM GOING TO BASKIN-ROBBINS!