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1. Just like when you just had a huge dinner and all that is left are crumbs on your face
2. When she puts you in the oven for some bake time.
3. When she "drinks a milkshake" and gets a "milk mustache".
1. She said that she wanted a "light snack" but after I prepared some sausage she did me like a dinner
2. She said that I was looking a little "undercooked" so she did me like a dinner.
3. At my house we sat in the kitchen and she did me like a dinner.
"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.
Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*
Suck someone to get to their cum him/her
Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot
Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck
An other way to say, "your asking me too many questions."
John: Why don't you have any money? Did u spend it on McDonalds? Why didn't u bring more money? What if you need to buy somethin'?
Gretchen: Dude, calm down, "you're grillin' me like a burger!"
To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.
She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.
When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.
It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.