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1. Just like when you just had a huge dinner and all that is left are crumbs on your face
2. When she puts you in the oven for some bake time.
3. When she "drinks a milkshake" and gets a "milk mustache".
1. She said that she wanted a "light snack" but after I prepared some sausage she did me like a dinner
2. She said that I was looking a little "undercooked" so she did me like a dinner.
3. At my house we sat in the kitchen and she did me like a dinner.
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Suck someone to get to their cum him/her
Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
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"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.
Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*
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When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot
Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck
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An other way to say, "your asking me too many questions."
John: Why don't you have any money? Did u spend it on McDonalds? Why didn't u bring more money? What if you need to buy somethin'?
Gretchen: Dude, calm down, "you're grillin' me like a burger!"
To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.
She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.
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When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.
It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.
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