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The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.
OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!
poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death
maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight
Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes
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When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?
Exactly what it says
The lobes between a womans legs
"nice cuntal lobes bro" or "your a cuntal lobe"
A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."
P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."
An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.
P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"