unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

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yeet yourself

a better way of implying suicide.

“did you hear Kevin passed away? he yeeted himself”
“that’s awful, suicide is such an epidemic”
—-
“go yeet yourself!”

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Love yourself

Being comfortable with who you are, and loving who you are.

Jesus said the greatest commandment is to love God and Love your neighbor as you love yourself.

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Rope Yourself

The advising to one another of killing yourself by hanging, usually in response to bad news or extreme boredom, and often used in conjunction with ASAP

*over the phone*
"Mate I've just blocked the only toilet at my girlfriends dads house, And I can't leave for another few hours..."

"Rope yourself ASAP mate"

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zuck yourself

a blessing and a curse at the same time, although the emphasis can be placed on one versus the other depending on the context. a blessing because mark zuckerburg made himself a bazillionaire. a curse because it rhymes with the F word and can be said with the same emphasis.

as in "go ZUCK yourself, genius" (said sarcastically to someone that's being a jackass but you still would like to be kind)

as in "you go girl - go zuck yourself" (said with a pretend magic wand as in "go make yourself bazillionaire")

iming yourself

When you are bored and have no friends, so you start a chat with yourself.

benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?

Person walks by, looks at screen, "Dude, stop iming yourself!"

break yourself

To submit, or yield to someone else.

The armed robber told the lady "Break yourself" so she gave him her purse.

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