Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?

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All because of HENRY

When you say this you got a blame henry like you have to and when you life goes wrong blame it on henry

Andy - bro I lost FUCK

Gio - bro wanna know why we lost

Both - ALL BECAUSE OF HENRY

It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

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Because Tamara's boobs...

Refers to the time Maggie and Kellen wrote "YOLO" on Tamara's boobs and "because YOLO" became "because Tamara's boobs". True story.

I killed the neighbors because Tamara's boobs...

Let's do heroin because Tamara's boobs...

because you're gay

Response when asked a dumb why question

Max: Why is Wawa closed?
Jane: Because you're gay.

Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.

Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.

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because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED

guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself

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Because I can

The only thing you can think to say when someone asks you something stupid

Guy: why are you writing that definition with a stylus?

Me:Because I can

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