Bend it like Beckham

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.

I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

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The David Beckham Syndrome

Guys who are VERY attractive, sexy, hot, fine, very fuckable... Like damn why is he so good looking... and then you hear the voice.. and say OH SHIT he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.

See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(

Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)

Some fine sexy ass of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking damn he's so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you're like FUCK he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

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Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.

Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.

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Bend it like beckham

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room

did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch

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Beckham (UK only)

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid

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Bend it like Beckham

(n)this phrase refers to the sexual action of bending your penis as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman's vagina

Dave: I heard you and Jacki had a good time last night.
Bob: Not quite. She made me bend it like beckham.

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odell beckham jr

catches the ball like a flu, great looking, and gives the giants heart

odell beckham jr caught that ball in 16 season like we got that song hit the quan caught up in our heads,

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