-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
its what my daddy drinks before he beats me
daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee
a drink destined to be spilled
"Oh shit someone spilled the beer."
"Again?"
OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?
the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy
I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!