-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
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its what my daddy drinks before he beats me
daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee
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a drink destined to be spilled
"Oh shit someone spilled the beer."
"Again?"
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OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?
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the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy
I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!
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